dmolech:

Everyone was asking about Kida, so here she is with bonus Pocahontas

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biohazardbrie:

Can I fucking have this?

abbie-rebeccca:

i wish i had nice boobs, and a nice stomach and a nice everything 

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

baitnswitchblade:

chainsandshipsexciteme:

sexting-derek-hale:

mynerdinessoverwhelmsme:

sexting-derek-hale:

Wait do American people not call their friends mate?? Is this a thing???

Yup. I’m sure some do but mostly people just say friend. Which is boring but whatever.

Wait so you go up to your friends and be like “Hello friend.”

we use names

carryonmywaywardsuperwholockian:

shuckle-shuffle:

hey fun fact: puttanesca literally translates to “whore sauce” in italian because it was cheap and quick to make so prostitutes made it before going out at night

I’m italian and I’ve always thought to myself “it can’t be that, there must be some other english pun or something”. But apparently there isn’t. Count Olaf speaks italian.

zorobro:

about me and what I do to my friends

little-miss-disney:

When pixar does the thing that makes you question if you are actually watching a children’s movie.

verbalgraveyard:

blackinasia:

queerfemmefatale:

infamousnfamous:

“Hey sexy lemme talk to you”
“No thanks”
“MAN FUCK YOU YOU UGLY ANYWAY HO I WAS JUST PRETENDING TO LIKE YOU 1 CAN GET 3 MORE BITCHES THAT LOOK BETTER THAN YOU”

Oop.

Reblog everytime.

Truer truths have never trued.

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Sami, melbourne, into girls, geeks and glasses. ©
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